Superstar Celebrity Wife Swap is the ABC reality series where two celebrity families industry wives to find out what life is like in a different celebrity household. With children who've been raised by celebrities, you never know how they will behave. This time around stars like gary Busey, Ted Haggard, Carnie Wilson and Tracey Gold will make the change, and the results will definitely be unexpected.
Last night's Celebrity Wife Swap had been one of the weirder ones yet, and it has many people asking this morning, "Is Corey Feldman running an all-girl sex cult? " It certainly appears so , although it's not clear if this is all an act, if he is in on the laugh, or if he has truly gone batshit crazy. His behavior on the show, which saw the former Lost Boys and Goonies star swapping girlfriends/fiancés along with comedian Tommy Davidson, certainly indicates that he has lost touch with all fact, as the former teen heartthrob presents himself as a cross between Charles Manson, Hugh M. Hefner and Michael Jackson. Corey Feldman introduces his young ladies, known as Corey's Angels, on the show. And this is a very real thing that he really does. He tours around the country performing with these woman, three of whom endure him in his Feldmansion. This Celebrity Wife Swap episode was difficult to view, and can only be described as cringe worthy. Corey's Angels is described as a 'business', but the more the former teen actor talked to the audience about it, it began to sound like a straight up cult. And at the end of the episode, Corey Feldman attempts to make a case for why Corey's Angels is important to humanity, claiming that he is actually saving women from broken homes. He says this as though he has simply rescued a puppy off the street. Corey's Angels is said to be a business that helps ladies break into the entertainment industry. But throughout the hour-long episode, the three main Angels are presented as slaves who are at Corey Feldman's beck and call. All of them live with him, though it is never made clear how far their personal relationships proceed. It is hinted that they are here to fulfill all of Corey's wants and pleasures, and exchange, he will give them exposure on a show like Celebrity Wife Swap. All the girls are seen strutting around the Feldmansion, which isn't all that impressive, in their white-colored robes, g-strings and bras while wearing halos and wings. If nothing otherwise, it was creepy and weird. Courtney-Anne, who is deemed Corey Feldman's 'Maingel', is the one sent to live with Tommy Davidson. Though, she wasn't allowed to write the girl guide book for the show, which is given to the incoming wife. Instead, Corey Feldman penned this diatribe, which he dubbed the 'Feldmanual'. He seems as a controlling, manipulative force, though he presents himself as doing somebody noble for society. And he even talks about himself although he were the 2nd coming of Michael Jackson. His presence as a cult leader seems lost upon him, but then again, it doesn't. All of Corey's Angels must sign a legally holding contract that implements strict rules on how Corey Feldman believes these young ladies should live their lives. The first rule is called 'The Angel' diet. There is no meat allowed. The Second rule is constant exercise. In one particularly creepy second from the Celebrity Wife Swap episode, Feldman relaxes by the pool, watching their girls do their daily routine. Sounding a lot like his Goonies character Mouth, this individual delivers this cringe-worthy line, "Haha, I like watching you guys hop." It isn't until Tommy Davidson's then-fiancee (they are now married) Amanda is asked in order to participate in an Angels photo shoot that things get truly disturbing. And we notice just how Corey Feldman actually thinks of women, which is bordering on barbaric. The actual musician and sometimes actor demands that Amanda wear her Angel's issued g-string. He shouts his demands wrapped in a black hood that makes him seem like Mel Brook's Yoda-inspired Yogurt from Spaceballs. He tells the otherwise beautiful woman, who has a beautiful body, the following.
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Last night's Celebrity Wife Swap had been one of the weirder ones yet, and it has many people asking this morning, "Is Corey Feldman running an all-girl sex cult? " It certainly appears so , although it's not clear if this is all an act, if he is in on the laugh, or if he has truly gone batshit crazy. His behavior on the show, which saw the former Lost Boys and Goonies star swapping girlfriends/fiancés along with comedian Tommy Davidson, certainly indicates that he has lost touch with all fact, as the former teen heartthrob presents himself as a cross between Charles Manson, Hugh M. Hefner and Michael Jackson. Corey Feldman introduces his young ladies, known as Corey's Angels, on the show. And this is a very real thing that he really does. He tours around the country performing with these woman, three of whom endure him in his Feldmansion. This Celebrity Wife Swap episode was difficult to view, and can only be described as cringe worthy. Corey's Angels is described as a 'business', but the more the former teen actor talked to the audience about it, it began to sound like a straight up cult. And at the end of the episode, Corey Feldman attempts to make a case for why Corey's Angels is important to humanity, claiming that he is actually saving women from broken homes. He says this as though he has simply rescued a puppy off the street. Corey's Angels is said to be a business that helps ladies break into the entertainment industry. But throughout the hour-long episode, the three main Angels are presented as slaves who are at Corey Feldman's beck and call. All of them live with him, though it is never made clear how far their personal relationships proceed. It is hinted that they are here to fulfill all of Corey's wants and pleasures, and exchange, he will give them exposure on a show like Celebrity Wife Swap. All the girls are seen strutting around the Feldmansion, which isn't all that impressive, in their white-colored robes, g-strings and bras while wearing halos and wings. If nothing otherwise, it was creepy and weird. Courtney-Anne, who is deemed Corey Feldman's 'Maingel', is the one sent to live with Tommy Davidson. Though, she wasn't allowed to write the girl guide book for the show, which is given to the incoming wife. Instead, Corey Feldman penned this diatribe, which he dubbed the 'Feldmanual'. He seems as a controlling, manipulative force, though he presents himself as doing somebody noble for society. And he even talks about himself although he were the 2nd coming of Michael Jackson. His presence as a cult leader seems lost upon him, but then again, it doesn't. All of Corey's Angels must sign a legally holding contract that implements strict rules on how Corey Feldman believes these young ladies should live their lives. The first rule is called 'The Angel' diet. There is no meat allowed. The Second rule is constant exercise. In one particularly creepy second from the Celebrity Wife Swap episode, Feldman relaxes by the pool, watching their girls do their daily routine. Sounding a lot like his Goonies character Mouth, this individual delivers this cringe-worthy line, "Haha, I like watching you guys hop." It isn't until Tommy Davidson's then-fiancee (they are now married) Amanda is asked in order to participate in an Angels photo shoot that things get truly disturbing. And we notice just how Corey Feldman actually thinks of women, which is bordering on barbaric. The actual musician and sometimes actor demands that Amanda wear her Angel's issued g-string. He shouts his demands wrapped in a black hood that makes him seem like Mel Brook's Yoda-inspired Yogurt from Spaceballs. He tells the otherwise beautiful woman, who has a beautiful body, the following.
"I would like to see Amanda's physique without the cover up. If we could just get her on our workout program, she would feel secure enough to walk out there in an Angel outfit any day of the week."The whole scene can only be described as sleazy. Halfway through the show, Celebrity Wife Swap allows the wife to turn the actual tables and impose her own rules. This, of course , does not sit well using the little dictator, who is on the verge of tears at one point. Amanda attempts to set the Angels free from their Corey-dominated world, but it only backfires. During Corey Feldman's heated debate with Tommy Davidson's future wife, this individual states something rather telling.
"Nobody's going to come in to try and reprogram them."There is more than enough evidence in the episode that Corey Feldman is brainwashing these girls, just like any cult leader is known to perform. He appears to know exactly what he is doing to these young women, and even controls their own answers when they are given a 'career test' by Amanda, to see if they are effective at doing anything else with their lives aside from serving master Feldman. We never learn exactly what their own, personal answers to the questions would be. By the end of the episode, Corey Feldman seems oblivious to anyone else's opinion aside from from his own. Looking at the show as reality, it is quite clear that the celebrity is running an all-woman sexual intercourse cult. At one point he makes it very clear that men aren't permitted. Unless they bring more woman for Feldman to brainwash and manage. The important thing to remember about this Celebrity Wife Swap episode is that it is meant as amusement. And the things we see Corey Feldman do on screen contradict huge servings of his well-received memoir Coreyography. Throughout the episode, he appears to be putting on the show. He has been performing since he was very young. He even confesses that his first memory is of being on the set of a McDonalds industrial. The most telling moment is when he comes face to face with Tommy Davidson. Their accent changes, his demeanor changes, he becomes a different person from exactly what we've been seeing. But he doesn't shy away from or change any of his suggestions. So how much truth is in what we see on screen? Has Corey Feldman eliminated from teen star to cult leader? Or does he just not understand how to handle himself on a reality show. He came under heavy fire the last period he appeared on one, serving as a main cast member on 2003's The actual Surreal Life. After that experience, where he was painted as a very horrible as well as hard to deal with person, he claimed he'd never do another reality display. But here he is, more than ten years later, looking all the worse for psychological wear. The fact that he takes the Angels out on the road for tours, this individual just did a stint at Bonnaroo, indicates that there is some truth as to what is being sold here. But how deep does it go? Did his separation and divorce and the back-to-back deaths of Corey Haim Michael Jackson, and send him completely over the edge? Or is this one big audition to show Warner Bros. he is still got what it takes to play Mouth in The Goonies 2? It's not hard to imagine that this is exactly what happened to that character. However you want to cut it, it's down right strange. You can watch an embed of the full Celebrity Wife Swap episode here. Trust all of us, it's way worse than we made it sound. Words do not do some of those images justice.
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