Thursday, November 13, 2014

Diplo Disses Taylor Swift's "Booty," Lorde Responds With Epic "Tiny Penis" Burn

Lorde has already made the pop music landscape a far more just and entertaining location, and now it seems she's doing the same for Twitter.

Last night, DJ, producer, as well as all-around douche nozzle Diplo tweeted, "Get Taylor Swift a booty," along with a link to a Go Fund Me page dedicated to surgically enhancing the singer's backside.


Lorde - who makes up one half of the awesomely-titled BFF duo Lorde & Taylor - quickly responded, "Should we do something about your tiny male organ while we're at it? "



Presumably, Diplo is now icing his penile chambers after receiving fourth degree burns to 110% of his junk.

Lorde has described Swift as her "role model" and has been an blunt critic of online bullying. So let that be a lesson to any some other celebs planning an online T-Swift diss: the wrath of the Lorde is quick and harsh.

Of course at the end of the day, living well is the best revenge, and both Lorde and Taylor have Diplo decisively beat in that department.

Taylor's new record became the top-seller of the year just days after its release, and also the Lorde-produced Mockingjay: Part 1 soundtrack is already a hit with critics and viewers alike.

Conversely, Diplo is best known for dating Katy Perry.

And now, of course , with regard to having a tiny penis.

Taylor looked better than ever as she stepped out in Manhattan today. 

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